star wars: stormtrooper-huh

*facepalm* Way to be stupid Internet

So I just discovered that some silly video I made about 5 years ago for a fandom I thought was fairly dead has been making the rounds on tumblr... and accompanied by the usual cloud of fail.

(FYI the vid was this little bit I'd written down for one of the voice actors read for one of the comms here on livejournal for the show. I'll admit it was exactly the most well thought out script but I was trying to be funny and reference inside jokes from the comm.)

Now tumblr apparently has seen fit to lay hate all over the actor for this because of one slightly politically incorrect fat joke in the video. And yeah on one level I get it, there's a lot of messed up body image crap out there and a lot of women suffer from poor body image. As a not skinny person I'm VERY aware of this.

But I could really not give two fucks about all the people supposedly offended by this. I'm not going to apologize for it. I made it a long time ago as a joke (which it says so on the video that it was done for the lolz.) and I still think it's funny in the context of the show. Could I maybe have come up with something for him to say that was equally funny and didn't involve that particular joke? Probably. But it's over and done with and Im not going to be ashamed of a little political incorrectness in a world that is chock-a-box FULL of jokes MUCH worse than this (dead baby jokes for examples... which really shouldnt be funny but I can't help myself.) And frankly stupid fangirls should get off the actor's back because he was reading a script.

Furthermore if we eliminated all politically incorrect humor from the world... there would not be a lot of comedy left in it.

On the brightside it's nice to see that I could care less about the stupid things complete strangers said about me for "making the actor do that." At the time I made the vid I would have taken every asinine thing said way too much to heart and been upset about it for days. Now I'm just like: "Psh. Whatever. If this is how you spend your time you clearly have nothing better to do."

Anyways I just think it's ridiculous people did/are/will get riled up about this and if this offends them they should maybe avoid the internet period cause this is where ALL the inappropriate things live.
theatre addict

I Promise I'm Still Alive

Really I am. I've just been insanely busy... or at least it feels like I have been. Esp right now cause I got a role in a play and have been in rehearsals since the beginning of July and I was on vacation the first two weeks of June and I'm not really sure what happened between Christmas and June. Life? I dunno, I fail. Sorry. Commence the throwing of the vegetables.

I haven't meant to be a total spazz about LJ I'm just not impressed with any of the LJ apps I've found on Android and Twitter is so much easier to use. If you has the Twitter, message me for my handle! (I dont wanna put it up here in case the strange Russian spambots decide to use it.)

I can't promise I won't disappear again for several months, but I'll try harder this time. (That is assuming anybody actually still has me on thier LJ feed. I wont be offended if no one does.)
bob: bb row makes smoking look HAWT

*peeks head out of Hobbit Hole*

Yes I'm alive. I've just been cray cray busy with the holidays and then being broke as feck after the holidays and now I'm taking 2 classes at the Community College (after seven years of owning a guitar I'm FINALLY learning how to play it. Go me! And sewing. Because I need to get better.)

But I am still alive mein lieblings, never fear. I hang out on Twitter a fair amount now. Message me if you want my handle.

I gotta go nap now, I can barely keep my head up.

bob: bb row makes smoking look HAWT

Christmas Gifty Meme Ganked from...Can't Remember

Because now that my Birthday is over (HOMG U GUISES!!! GINNIFER GOODWIN TWEETED ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!)
And also because today is Festivus! (BREAK OUT THE ALUMINUM POLES!)

Time for a little Xmas Meme-age:

5 Presents You Most Hope You to Get:
1. Hark! A Vagrant anthology by Kate Beaton
2. The Two Gentlemen of Lebowski by Adam Bertocci
3. Close to Me Willow Tree Figurine
4. Season 6 of Doctor Who
5. Gift Certificate to

5 Presents You Really Want but Will Never Ask For/Buy Yourself:
1. Dressing a Galaxy: The Costumes of Star Wars (OMG want SO BAD!)
2. The Stargate SG-1 Complete Box set *in the shiny pretty cube*
3. A REAL vacation *like one of those Carnival Cruises or a Week in London*
4. A dress like that Armani one I got to wear once *I felt so damn GOOD in that dress...why didn't I steal it from the costume cage???*
5. An Overlocking Sewing Machine(aka Serger) so I never again have to deal with fraying seams.

5 Presents You Never Want to Receive Again:
1. That sweater that made me look like my mum
2. Scrunchies & butterfly clips. Those need to STAY in the 90's
3. An IOU marked paid in full from my mother (Nice mom. REAL nice.)
4. A box of cookies I was allergic to...
5. Giftcard to stores that don't exist anymore.

Edit: And apparently my stupid LJ never posted this on Festivus. Oh well...HAPPY BOXING DAY!!!

Further Edit: Aaaand yup. I got absolutely NONE of the top 5 things I wanted. Got some nice gifts but still...I was really hoping for these ones.
bob: bb row makes smoking look HAWT

Stolen from.... I forget. Someone claim it.

One. What is your middle name? Aine. It's the Gaelic version of Anne but you pronounce is like Anya.
Two. What are you passionate about?
Three. Zebra or leopard print? Neither, but if I had to choose. Zebra. Classic Black and White.
Four. Do you have any fears?  Bees/Hornets/Etc., Falling from heights, Dying alone
Five. Silver or gold? Depends on the outfit. I generally perfer silver but don't object to gold.
Six. Top three places to visit. That I've been: NYC, Paris, Barcelona. That I want to go to: Vienna, Oahu, The Caribbean
Seven. How many siblings do you have?  One sister.
Eight. Where are you from? Born in South Bend IN, but native by proxy of Santa Fe NM.
Nine. First career you wanted as a child. ...I think I wanted to be Indiana Jones. Yeah...I wanted to be Indy. Or Han Solo. I can't remember.
Ten. What’s your sign? Sagittarius Fire Tiger. Be afraid.
Eleven. Future names of your children. Uh... hadn't really thought about it. Not really in a I want children place yet.
Twelve. Do you have any pets? One beta fish Named Captian America, fondly called Cap.
Thirteen. What are you listening to right now? Straight No Chaser. Sexy acapella men are sexy.
Fourteen. Do you believe in fate/destiny? I think that because we live time linearly there is no way of knowing. But I like the idea that there's a purpose behind things.
Fifteen. What are your career goals? One kind of needs a career to have goals.
Sixteen. What is your favorite color? Blupleen *blue/purple/green*
Seventeen. What is your favorite flower? Magnolia Blossom. I love how they smell. Also Daffodils. They're just happy flowers.
Eighteen. What was the first concert/show you attended? The first one I remember attending is at the age of 4 when Sharon Lois and Brahm's Elephant Show came to Raleigh. But I'm sure I was taken to something before that.
Nineteen. Something you are working on right now. Trying to ACTUALLY finish something I started writing. Even if it is silly fanfic.
Twenty. Have you ever had a near-death experience? Not per se. At least none comes to mind.
Twenty-one. Are you a procrastinator or do you get things done early? Hahahahah. Really? You have to ask? I'm a TOTAL Procrastinator.
Twenty-three. TV Shows you watch regularly. Too many to list them all. Top five are Mad Men, Once Upon a Time, Hawaii Five-0, Warehouse 13 and Bones
 Twenty-four. Where do you work? A hotel.
Twenty-five. Halloween costume idea for this year? I'd really love to be Wednesday Addams. But I'm not sure how to behead a doll.
Twenty-six. What is your relationship status? Committed 25 year relationship with myself. We're doing alright at this juncture.
Twenty-seven. Last movie you just watched? Persuasion. The recent BBC version.
Twenty-eight. Your best friend’s name. I'm not picking just one because I have more than one. So there stupid meme!
Twenty-nine. A song that’s been stuck in your head? Adele's Someone Like You
 Thirty. A book you want to read/have recently read. Want to read: Two Gentlemen of Lebowski. Recently read: The Blue Sword
doctor who: eleventh doctor w/ tardis

Beta for Loki Fic? Please?

Hi El-Jay!!!

I need your helps!!! I'm writing a Loki fic ala Thor/Marvel verse and need a Beta. Mostly cause at this point all that's running thorugh my heads is: CrapI'mStuck and THIS SUCKS SO F-ING MUCH!! WHY WOULD ANYONE READ THIS!!!

So I kind of need someone else to look at it and go, No Imp, only THIS part sucks. The rest is pretty good.

So anybody wanna Beta a Loki/OC fic? (swear to god she's not a sue!)

*Also I need a help icon...and more icon space. Anybody wanna gift me some for my birthday/Christmas?
star wars: deathstar

Freaking Out a Bit!

Because the problem with not having heath insurance is that when you think you might have to go see a doctor for something, you have no idea what to do!

I mean do you have to go to one those free clinics? Are they still going to charge you a ridiculous amount of money? I mean seriously, life was easier when you had insurance, you had a doctor and you knew where to go. Or at least in college where was the Student Health Services.

Because while I'm not sure there's an actual problem yet...I'm kinda freaking out over what I'm supposed to do when if there is one. So if anyone has any advice, please PLEASE give it.
bob: bb row makes smoking look HAWT

Meme Time Like WHOA!

Ganked from the loverly a_phoenixdragon because hers made me giggle so I figured you all could use a few chuckles as well.

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Hark! Who is that, running along the desert! It is Impetusofadream, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a booming bellow, her voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to use you like a hand puppet!"

Find out!
Enter username:
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And to be frank all this reminds me of is this HORRIBLE yet amusing Macro:

You have been sufficiently MEMEd for the day. Enjoy.