Itemized rant into order that I do not loose track or focus.

Item One: Superstars of Dance

EPIC FAIL AMERICA!!!! WTF!!!!!! GRRRR!!!!! I'm sorry but I am not happy about the fact that they kicked off that entire fraking Irish team in favor of some really untalented dancers.   Let me splain why I'm supremely furious. They have three categories on the show, soloists, duets, and groups. Now I'm willing to admit that the remaining Irish soloist and duet were not as good as some of the other. BUT OUR GROUP WAS AWESOME SAUCE!!!! The precise movements, the syconicity, the elegance and beauty were just magnifique! And they kept the the stupid Australians who honestly... lame as all hell. And the FUCKING SHAOLIN MONKS!!! WTFBBQ!!!!!!!!11111 I'm sorry but while what those monks do is insanely impressive and obviously requires a vast amount of skill... it's NOT dance people. It's kung fu. Now dance might borrow elements of kung fu and vise versa but when you look up kung fu, or any martial art in the dictionary, IT IS NOT DEFINED AS DANCE!!! THOSE FRAKKING JUDGES ARE JUST DAZZLED BY FLASHY MOVES AND CUTE BENDY KIDLINGS!!!!!! RWAR!!!!!! Ok... I think I've made my point on this item.

Item Two: Upcoming New NBC show Kings

Someone explain to me why network television is stealing from the bible and disguiseing it with a modern setting and cute boys to feed it to the unsuspecting masses? Please. Granted I've got no problem with the story of King David (which is what the show is based on.) And I know that much of America is Christian. But seriously, have things really gotten so bad in the entertainment industry that they have to hijack stories from the bible. They didn't even go to the trouble of changing most of the names from the stories, to atleast make it look like the writers came up with something on thier own. Remind me again why I want to work with these feckless morons?

Item Three: American Idol

Go. The. Fuck. Away. You. Fail. At. Life.

Item Four: The Pre-empting of my regularly scheduled program for yet another useless political update.

Maybe  I'm ridiculously apathathic about the whole thing because I got screwed out of my vote but I'm kind of at the point where I just don't care about any of it anymore. Obama is President, so shut the hell up already with re-capped of every baby he kissed, every hand he shook, etc. to get there. I honestly don't care. Talk to me in about 6 months to a year when the man's prove that he can actually run the country and then I'll be interesting in watching his publicly broadcast addresses. Otherwise GTFO of my tv and let me go back to watching Ugly Betty in peace.

Item Five: Tuesday Nights

T.V. used to be Epic Fail on Monday for the longest time.  But aparently the networks have gotten bored with this and made Tues the night of there is nothing on worth watching. I hate tuesday nite television. I sat in front of the tv for at least two hours tonight trying to find somehting to watch. I ended up just continuely flipping trying to find something of interest. I mean is it really that hard to make sure that there's one show worth watching on EVERY NIGHT of the week? Sometimes I that I live now. Quality got thrown out the window years ago to make way for quick, fast, and cheap so that Mr. TV Exec. can brings home his millions every week. Sigh. I was not meant for this era. TIME MACHINE WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?

Item Six: ....

There is no item six I just didn't want to end on an odd number. That's all I have for tonight. Coming soon my rant about the Disney corporation and thier evil ways. Included will be a play by play of the destruction of young female psyches and malicious corporization of the House of Mouse.

Pip, Pip Cheerio.